he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
