please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
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So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
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I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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