you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
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I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
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I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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