so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
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she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
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Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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