Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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