But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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