$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
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Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
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Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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