Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
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i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
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He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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