whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
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Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
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You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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