I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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