ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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