My nipple is on Facebook.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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