I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
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