did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
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The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
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found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
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