Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
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the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
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Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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