Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(714): View more from California

he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday

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(210): View more from Texas

Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.

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(912): View more from Georgia

then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again

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(201): View more from New Jersey

oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock

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(941): View more from Florida

Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married

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(251): View more from Alabama

My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.

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(315): View more from New York

Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face

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