"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
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I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
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is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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