Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
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It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
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Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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