How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
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I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
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Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
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