Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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