Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
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