they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
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