Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
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i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
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I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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