Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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