I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
Randomize
