She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
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If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
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That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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