PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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