Just took my morning after pill in the library
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
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