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Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
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Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
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who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
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