I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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