Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
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Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
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I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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