so explain again why im purple
no
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
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