Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
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There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
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The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
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