That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
so much tequila, so little girl.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
