we're blogging at a bar
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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