How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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