Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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