Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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