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Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
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I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
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all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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