The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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