You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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