NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
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she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
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It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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