Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
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im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
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Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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