it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Randomize
