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I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
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I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
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My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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