We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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