She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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