Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
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im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
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I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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