i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
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Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
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I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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