We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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