He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
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