He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
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