He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
worst night to have a conscience
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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