I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
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Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
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Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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