Moan for me like Helen Keller
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
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I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
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Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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