My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
no you cant smoke seaweed
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We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
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i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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